Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you
Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass
Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts
I hate when people mention someone in their life by their name without providing me with any context about who this person is.
“So Dylan and I went to yoga class yesterday — ”
Hold it right there. Who the fuck is Dylan. Your boyfriend? Your arch nemesis? Your brother? Your pet sea monkey? Your therapist? Your favourite fictional character? Are you on a first-name basis with your dad? Last-name basis with Bob? WHO THE FUCK IS DYLAN.
- me: *is a lil lonely*